' ' King of the HILL

[[JELLY]]

If you're as aggressively physical as me then you should have played King of the Hill as a child. This game is the same concept. If you haven't played then bless you and LEMME EXPLAIN.

So there's basically an imaginary hill that you want. That you NEED. You try and claim it from the person above you using whatever means nessessary. The person below you does the same. So on so forth.

Examples, bros.

EXAMPLE MAN SAYS I claim the hill because no one is on it!

EXAMPLE WOMAN SAYS I savagely leap upon Example Man and beat him to death with a rusty pencil sharpener. Now I have the hill.

Seeing as I'm the first poster I claim the hill as my own. Now show me whacha got!

[Morbid Soul]

"aggressively physical" LOL I'M A PERV.

I sneak up behind Jelly and steal her spleen and eat it, before I proceed to rape the fuxk outa her. The hill is now mine. Whatcha gonna do bixches?

[Arrow]

Being the bitch I am with my rocking muscles, I simply pick up the hill, tossing Morbid off of it, and rightly claim my place at top. Umad?

[[JELLY]]

Oh Morbid. It was intentional.

My priest buddy comes to revive me like a boss. I take out my noob tubin' RPG and blast you away. I walk dramatically as you burn in slow motion. . Like a boss.

[Arrow]

I'll tell you to check out a link on Youtube, and turns out you've been Rick Roll'd. While you distractedly rage, I'll stroll on up to the top. King me.

[[JELLY]]

I hire a hit man to take you out and laugh evilly as he punches you off the hill with his big, meaty fists. It's mine, fool.

[Lil!]

-pours a bowl of snakes on arrow and sits back as she runs down the hill with snakes chasing-
My hill now:3

[RaWr]

Pfft, I simply send on of my man-eating unicorn minions after Lil, and stroll up to take my place on the hill.

[Arrow]

I FLAG Rawr's man-eating unicorns as SPAM and use my firewall to eliminate her from the top of the hill. :}

[RaWr]

I HACK into Arrow's firewall, making it completely useless and bringing back my unicorns, before having my cat eat Arrow's fish in the avatar, and her, in rage, chasing the cat. I get out my lawn chair, and sit on the hill in it.

[[JELLY]]

Rawr never realized I strapped some dynamite under the lawn chair. You simply explode off the hill. I then place my kingdoms flag atop the hill.

[RaWr]

Jelly never realized that I had soaked the flag in Gasoline. I magically come back to life, and light the flag, it catches quickly and you burn to death. I then sit on top of the hill.

[Arrow]

ALL OF YOU NEVER REALIZED </obnoxious> that I dug a tunnel inside of the hill, leading all the way to the top of it. Using my Hoover Vac, I suck you bitches inside, settling on top of the hill.

[[JELLY]]

I whip out my trusty pokeball and choose my flippin' charizard! Together we savagely brake out of your pathetic vacuum cleaner and soar to the top of the hill where he uses FLAMETHROWER and creams yo ass thus claiming the hill.

[RaWr]

I pull a pokeball out of my back pocket, and toss it, a Buizel comes out, uses Water Gun, and soaks you and your charizard, and in the process killing it's HP, I push you off the hill and take my place at the top.